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Wade Wilson
Wade Winston Wilson
full name: Wade Winston Wilson
nicknames/aliases/code name: Merc with a Mouth, Regenerating Degenerate, Jack, Wade T. Wilson, Mithras, Johnny Silvini, Thom Cruz, Hulkpool, Wildcard, Zenpool, Weapon XI
canon or oc: canon
anchor character: no
species: Human Mutate
gender: Male
age: 33
date of birth:
place of birth: Canada
starting location: Where ever you want me baby
originating fandom: Marvel
fandom universe: Marvel MCU
pronouns: He/Him/It
occupation: Being sexy
languages: don't ask Steve
playby: Ryan Reynolds
height: 6'2
weight: 210
hair color: blondie
eye color: brown
distinguishing features: I look like a rotten avocado fucking another avocado
sexual orientation: pansexual
family: Al, Weasal
relationship status: Single and ready to mingle
powers: Deadpool possesses a superhuman healing factor derived from that of the mutant Wolverine that allows him to regenerate damaged or destroyed areas of his cellular structure at a rate far greater than that of an ordinary human. As such, he can regrow severed limbs or vital organs. The speed at which this healing factor works varies in direct proportion to the severity of the damage Deadpool suffers. This healing factor also affords Deadpool a virtual immunity to poisons and most drugs, as well as an enhanced resistance to diseases and an extended lifespan. Unlike Wolverine’s natural healing factor, Deadpool’s is mentally driven to a partial extent. Due to the presence of this superhuman healing ability, many of Deadpool's natural physical attributes have been enhanced. Deadpool's musculature generates considerably fewer fatigue toxins than the muscles of an ordinary human being, granting him superhuman levels of stamina in all physical activities. His natural strength, agility, and reflexes have been enhanced to levels that are beyond the natural limits of the human body. Deadpool's agility and reaction time are superior to those of even the finest human athlete.
strengths: fExcell, Powerpoint, and tea parties
weaknesses: Boobies...
equipment: Pointy things, guns- seriously- anything can be a weapon- a teleporter- I can BAMF like BAMF
Hello! My name is Wade Wilson- or Deadpool. HUB seems like the place to be to cause some chaos. Plus you know, BAMF is friends with Kel and Eve… and the bitch can’t help herself…

In the Marvel Movies, you see me start off in New York City. Bitch slapping stalkers and dating escorts. Also had some time with a unicorn- don’t knock it till you try it.

Wade- get to the point-

Hey- can you hear that voice too?

Wade- they can’t hear me- just get to the point.

Well it’s not my fault that BAMF promised this application like two weeks ago.

Anyway- fine- I’ll get to the point…

Well, Vanessa and I are all hot and heavy- International Women’s Day kind of kinky- but then I find out I have cancer. Stage four. You know, sad stuff. I’m going ot die, there’s nothing they can do. I try going to Canada and Mexico- and nothing.

It’s over. End of story. I’m dead.


Haha, I’m just kidding. What kind of story would that be? It’s not the 1970s anymore.

Whelp, I’m just hanging out and this men in black looking mother fucker comes over and tells me I’m the perfect recruit for a secret program. That they can cure my cancer. And I ain’t buying. Seriously? Cure cancer- that guy was just trying to wank me.

That night, I get back to my apartment with Nessa and I realized… I had to try. Couldn’t be that bad. Whelp your role players- it was. I end up at the secret program strapped to a gurney and getting tortured and injected by Francis Freeman and Angel Dust. It wasn’t working so they threw me in a airtight chamber cause Francis is a pussy.

I don’t know what happened- but some of the geeks out there say the oxygen trigger the mutation- I think I finally was dubbed sexy enough to become some knockoff mutant. Can I say mutant here? I mean Sony still owns it right? Good old Stan the man pimping out Marvel. That gangsta made mad money.

My mutant genetics finally activated, and I got a wicked regenerative healing factor. It cured my cancer- but left me looking like a rotten avocado fucked another avocado. BAMF has no problem stealing lines form my first movie.

I escaped the stupid chamber- by blowing it up- then I tried to kill Francis, but then I got impaled – giggity- on some rebar so they left me to die and destroyed the lab.

And that’s the end.

WADE! Damnit… fine…

I was all emo and started kind of stalking Nessa? I mean, I didn’t want her to see me all fucked up. I ended up moving in with Al. She is a peach and blind. I sulk around for awhile until Weasel tell me to hunt down the fuckers that did this to me.

Just like Spider-man… my Uncle Ben died in my arms and it influenced me to use my powers for good.

Scouts honor!

I created a suit and dubbed my DEADPOOL. Fuck yea- the Merc with a Mouth is in the house! Woot Woot!

I used my training from being special force to systematically hunt down people in Francis’ organization. Finally, I had him. I infiltrated a convoy. It was precise, convert and well planned.

I dropped from a bridge over the freeway into their vehicles. Surprise mother fuckers!

Just when I had Francis at my mercy- Sexy Metal man and emotional teenager shows up to through their stupid x-men morals down my throat. While they were boring me with their terrible existence of not killing people fucking Francis got away.

Then Colossus got a bit handsy- asshole didn’t even buy me dinner- he handcuffs me and takes me to the X-mansion. I mean, I’m not that kind of girl- putting out on the first date- but have you seen the massive silver bullet?

I ended up cutting off my own hand and leave. Colossus- such a tease.

I returned home to find Weasel. He pushes me to talk to Vanessa. I finally agree. I go to the strip club to see her before I can get to her Francis and Angel Dust kidnapped her. So, I convince sexy metal man and emotional teenybopper to accompany me to the abandoned aircraft carrier and confront the bitches that took my girl.

Francis is being an asshole, but at least I got to see Bob. I love Bob- just don’t tell him that. I’ll need him later. Finally, I hoot Francis in the head, save the girl and everything is right with the world.



Anyway, I’d probably write Deadpool 2 into this but BAMF is being lazy.


Hub Information
landmarks in hub: Nope
knowledge level of multiverse: no knowledge
fandom specific information: nah
Anchor Character Section
which fandom: Marvel, DC, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Star Trek, etc.
which universe: MCU, 616, Book, Earth 2, TV Show, etc.
timeline: When is it in your universe? (Pre-CACU? Which Season? What event has just happened/started/etc)
where is the Hub portal located: here
If not already established in canon do the following exist?

magic: here
aliens: here
advanced technology: here
mythical creatures: here
other: here

what landmark(s) to start with in Hub? buildings, areas, npc echoes, etc.
RP Sample
Second character! HA!
I'm just hanging around, doing the mercenary thing. Maybe I'll join the X-men or the Avengers-oooo or go to Wakanda! I don't know, life's a beach- but don't worry, you frisky neighborhood Deadpool will be coming around soon!
Long walks on the beach




Throw it at me

nicknames: BAMF
age: old-ish
pronouns: she/her
timezone: PST
contact: Discord
triggers: I'll just keep scrolling (I just don't do incest stuff)
mature threading: of course!
other characters: the KING! T'Challa
about: I'm BAMF
32. Mercenary. Bronies. Ryan Reynolds.

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